"When I walk in, sit up straight, I don't give a fuck if I was late
Dinner with my man on a G5 is my idea of an update"
Firstly wanna dedicate this blog to the people who constantly are there for me and deserve nothing but my unwavering loyalty: Diane, Jonathan, Sami, Shai, Julisa,David, Yuleidy,Kristy, Racheal, Deja,the Size Queens, and Jamie. (In no particular order at all) I am forever indebted. (Til you fuck up and I have to fuck you up)
And I also want to mention the people who have more recently gained my love and admiration. I am so excited to see where life takes us: Karissa, Bekah, Anthony, Jessica, Onyeka, Faith, Ian, Mikey, and Antonio.
And lastly I want to remind my friends afar that though we may not speak everyday, you are always on my mind: Brianna, Abby, Jenny, Paaks, Channelle,Carlos,Tiffany,Celine,Jana,Kaitlynn, Josehan, and many others..
I'm not really one to argue back and forth on social media. That was high school me. I might check you right quick but I swear you won't get more than two comments from me. I learned a long time ago to pick my battles because when I go to war, I'm dropping atomic bombs, feel me? And sometimes it's just much more enjoyable to sit back and laugh while someone looks completely pathetic.But just know...
But you know, since I've gotten to college, I've been way more complacent and tolerant than I was back in 2014. I suppose I am more decisive and considerate in my actions. I used to just completely devastate anyone who even inched out of line. Now, I feel that I let bitches and niggas go unchecked for a bit then swiftly remind them that I am KING only when need be. But see, these bitches been getting a little too bold lately.
Do I have to time travel and remind you hoes? Hold. Up. Can a little boy from the muthafuckin 239 get ratchet for yall right quick? You niggaz best ask Stephen Hill how much of a mountain I am? You better ask Terence how fucking koo-koo-for-cocoa-puffs crazy I am. Muahaha. And yall could damn sure ask Niecy and Leroy how it feels to have your balls in MY hands and how quick I can cut your cred off in the damn trap! The Dungeon Dragon will incinerate all you hoes! I'm bout to put USF on that GET RIGHT, RIGHT QUICK! Ask Justin how that fire feel..
And lastly, you better ask EVERY nigga I've given the time of day to how quick that dick and that ass can get replaced!!! It's not a matter of IF, it's a matter of WHEN. Yeah I'm one, you fuckin son of a gun.
Take your medication, Charlie. Back to sweet Trey.
I really have only one motto about life and that is this:
Be everywhere. Know everyone. Destroy everything.
I'm lowkey psychotic okay? Ignore me one too many times and I'll be ignoring your pleas for mercy when I come for your...you get it
Speaking of which, everybody knows I'm never afraid to speak my mind. So of course, I was ready to rumble when Brittani tweeted "Sometimes it seems like Ahylin is the only person that genuinely cares, and that's perfectly okay with me"
Okay well what do you expect to happen when you completely brush off your friends for someone. I mean, hello! Wake up! And you know, I'm not really mad about anything. But after a while of being constantly treated like I ain't never did shit for you, I guess I just don't feel obligated to stay in contact or maintain that same strong friendship.
I absolutely love Bekah. BRB let me transfer to UT rite quik! We def need to hang out more.
Anyway, I went out with her and some of her friends. It was suuuuch a great time. Although one of her friends decided to run off and play with two of the dancers from the club. And when I say play, I mean, one joystick in each hand.
I had to put a stop to that real quick. her other friend Sam was mad cool as well. It's so strange for me to enjoy hanging out with another gay man. He's tall, white, and skinny. One of those hipster photographer types. I started dancing with him in the club in order to get the other whack dude to leave him alone. I ended up being lowkey half-way turned on. I wonder if he could feel that poke? Wasn't all the way..excited, though. It's strange because I never get turned on while grinding. Hmm.
Friday was great, honestly. Karissa, Larissa, and Jose make an excellent turn-up squad. Lowkey they remind me of Sami, Diane, and Jonathan, respectively. Besides the fact that Diane and Jonathan don't date because he's all mine. But anyways, Karissa is my muthafuckin nigga and I already knew Larissa was cool as fuck, but Jose really surprised me. He ended up being super cool and alot of fun to be around. I have many bad bitches in my life. But I miss having a real ass, boss ass nigga that I can make fun of mad heavy. Only Jonathan fits that bill and he too busy being obsessed with Meeko.
De todos modos, the night I had with those three was so bomb. Even at Steak and Shake. BRUH. We waited 30 minutes for drinks and over an hour for our food, which wasn't even hot. When I look back, I don't understand why I didn't completely go off about it. I guess by that time I was so completely worn out by the alcohol that I really just didn't have the energy.
Paid $20 for a fox tail for my Swiper the Fox costume just for someone to take it right off my ass.
5 Things I find Oddly Attractive:
5) Veiny Arms
4) Thick Accents (Except Spanish)
3) Broad Shoulders
2) Big Hands
1) Voice
Let's briefly go over my love life right quick:
A) Completely done with LiteBrite. I ain't paying that nigga nothing but dust. You can't expect to have something real with someone who is completely full of shit and don't even know how to be lowkey about it.
B) "My Little Secret"....always on my mind even though he's not supposed to be. Ugh.
C) Two weeks ago I went to the club with a sexy ass lightskin nigga and his friends. I learned that looks in no way can compensate for a killer personality. I swear talking to half-empty bag of doritos probably would have been more interesting.
D) Anthony and I have just been coasting. Don't really wanna delve back into anything with him, but i can't deny the care I will always have for him. For right now, I just wanna spend time with him and be more comfortable around him. I remember feeling like he was superior to me and that I just wasn't good enough for him.
E) Reignited things with Joe but for what? For things to just repeat themselves again? He's cute but I can't give him what he wants right now.
F) My boy from UCF got put on the backburner when I found out he is still infatuated with his Ex. I don't got time to be competing with some whack nigga. Straight like that,.
G) Carlos is definitely my physical type but I feel as though anything between us consists of only that: physicality. There is SO much sexual tension between us and I know lowkey that it would be one of the best layings I have had in my life. However, I want MORE than that. I desire not to be any man's sexual conquest, but the man of his dreams.
There's a couple other guys, but it hasn't gone anywhere far enough for the kid to make them famous yet.
And you guys know I always have a few dudes in my scope. That's means I'm just waiting to go in for the kill. I wiggle myself into their life and then I kill them with my charm.
I don't fear commitment…I fear wasting my TIME!
Class Dismissed.
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