"I can't tell you what I learned from school,
But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah of course I learned some rules
Like dont pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie!)"
Umm why is Wiz Khalifa coming for homecoming? He ain't poppin...
Oh, I apologize in advance for all of the gifs. There's alot of emotion I need to to express in this blog.
Ever since I've gotten to college, I be feelin ratch as fuck. My podmates can't believe that people at home always say I act white lol. I literally have almost fought 3 guys so far. My life.
Trey's Love Life in 30 seconds:
Guy A took me on a date to a Boba house. He sung to me. Not interested.
Guy B went with me to a club. Reminds me of ex (LS). Only wants dick. Slight interest.
Guy C talked me at a club. Sexy as fuck. Into me. But too busy. Never has time for me. Mega interest.
Guy D always answers my texts and calls. Works everyday. Still haven't met. Slight interest.
Guy E constantly busy. Bailed on a date. A bit unreliable. Cute. Maybe too fem. Dwindling interest.
Girl F (confidential) shhh ;) Definite interest.
The other night >><<. If you got a call or text, you know. Thank you Summer for taking care of me.
Died my hair dark red ;)
Power struggle in hall council. Keep it diplomatic or you will truly regret it. Basically, you can't check me if I'm bout mine and know what I'm doing (and you don't)/ Why these salty, why they sodium? Is it because my flow slicker than petroleum? I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon! You should've knocked ;)
For privacy reasons, I'm going to call this person "Cleveland". So Cleveland invited me to hang out with her and some of my other podmates and some guys that she would be meeting for the first time. When we initially went outside, I was a little but more concerned with Bluejay (one of my various crushes around campus). So her friend's name was Arik and he was accompanied by a skinny black boy named Robert and a white guy named Gareth. I was SO surprised when I saw Arik, because in all honesty, he was sexy as fuck. Totally my type with the exception of him being a little too short. He had milk-and-honey skin with long, neat dreads that rested on his impeccable pecs.
See, the thing about Aquarians is that when you first meet us, we seem unapproachable and abrasive. However, we tend to be very caring (not that we'll let you know that). I also don't really like to have much interaction with sexy straight guys because I don't want them to get the wrong idea from me being subconsciously flirtatious. So I was very quiet throughout most of the interaction between us and the guys. Eventually we ended up on the rooftop of the parking garage, and this is where it really started all happening. Now ya'll KNOW I'm excellent at understanding someone's motives and thoughts based on both their verbal language and their body language. This is what throwing up all sorts of red flags. I noticed that he kept trying to get Cleveland alone and trying to get us all to go back up into the pod, more importantly he was trying to get her drunk. Another of my podmates also let us know that he had an abusive past with his girlfriends, which instantly sent up a red flag. He also made little sexual comments and let's be honest: This nigga live and hour away...WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO DRIVE FOR AN HOUR JUST TO "CHILL" AT MIDNIGHT?? "Not I" said the fly.
Let me wrap this up so that you feel compelled to read the rest of my blog. Hookah ended up coming with us, and I'm glad because he was able to take most of the brunt as I supported. I mean, I feel like I'm always about to get into a fight because I'm helping someone else out, and it was nice to NOT have to do that. We took two cars to Taco Bell after spending 15 minutes with Cleveland pleading with her to not stay with a guy she had just met an hour ago. We basically tried to ditch them at Taco Bell, and Cleveland actually tried to get out of the car...WHILE IT WAS MOVING.
I was wrestling her in the back seat. She was trying to argue with all 6 of us about the guy. We kept telling her that he wasn't any good and he was sketchy as fuck. Her problem is that she is way too trusting. You see, after the situation at the Toga Party, I REFUSE to allow one person to be left behind with someone they don't know. So as we all returned , her unwelcomed guests started to become aggressive, mostly towards Hookah. Honestly, he a real ass nigga. He earned SO much respect from me.
He really went out of his way to help Cleveland. So basically the guests got really aggressive and Arik even tried to pin the blame on me. One of them jumped up as if he was going to start scrappin, I was ready for anything and everything! Hookah ended up pressing the blue rape button and Robert (one of the guests) started getting upset and like snappppped! He was the coolest one but then he transformed bihh! I took notice that he yelled "Dude this always happens to us!!". My nigga, why are you always getting the police called on you? Re-evaluate your life, playboy.
They started walking towards their car with Cleveland, and Ecstasy agreed to go watch her. The cop came about 8 minutes later and talked to Hookah then proceeded to go talk to the others. It was a waste of time because the cop ultimately could not do anything about the situation. So, Rachel, Alanna, Hookah, Stormtrooper and I all went to Taco Bell drive thru. I have to admit, the drive-thru order taker was very friendly and she was a lil babieee! lol . So we ate in the parking lot and tuuuuurned up!!! The kid was jammin!!! It was a life-break, in that moment, I forgot about..well, life.
When we got back, that all came to a crashing halt when I walked in to the pod to see these three niggas sitting up watching TV. Biggest WTF moment of my life.
It's my turn to do something. I let Hookah attempt to end it. I let Ecstasy try to end it. It's Charlie's turn. SO, I basically called Barbados and let her know what's up. She came out and I did as well to find that Arik and Cleveland were gone. First, Robert said that Arik went the bathroom and Cleveland went to her room. Gareth said they left together and Barbados could clearly see that they were generally very cheeky.Finally those three left, and now I'm sitting at a table. We're all discussing what's going on. Hookah is being very logical (I'm impressed). Cleveland is listening but I see the words going in one ear and out the other. Stormtrooper just mentioned how the main problem is that she trusted complete strangers over us (Jackpot!). Ecstasy is being very middle-of-the-fence. (Your own side? I respect that!) Rachel just SO passive aggressively got up to go to her room. Joycelyn speaks for about 10 min...okay we're done. Everything seemed like it didn't matter to Cleveland. Whatever.
Overall, the problem is that she trusted a total stranger over 7 people who KNOW her. Who knows what our bitching stopped tonight. You never know. But, I'm so over it, really. You gotta be careful with people nowadays, and that's a lesson you'll have to learn for yourself...
Oh you don't see me? You'll don't hear me? You gon feeeeel me hoe!! It's me HOE!!! It's Trey, hoe!!!
